The Ultimate (Un)Official Guide to Super-injunctions ♂ Part 2 ♂ For Him

To make sure that you fit the profile for a super-injunction, 
answer the following questions:

♦ Are you married? (You could be single, but it won’t have the same effect.) 

♦  Do you earn get more than £/$ 1 000 000 a year?

♦ Do you have a lawyer available 24 hours a day?

If you answered “Yes” to these questions:

Congratulations! 
You are the best candidate for a super-injunction. 

1. Visit the clubs around as usual.

2.  Be on the lookout for ... Don’t worry, just splash some ca$h. Sharks Women can smell blood money from over a mile!

! Don’t waste too much time in the clubs. The rest is more important.

3. Get to the nearest hotel and have fun! And don't be silly, protect your willy!

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The more, the merrier!

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If you are patient, repeat steps 1 to 3 as many times as you can. 

4. First thing in the morning: Call your lawyer (the best one money can buy)! He’ll know what to do.

SUPER-INJUNCTION GRANTED!

5. Sooner or later, everyone will know how naughty you have been. So be prepared!

And remember: Only your playmates will understand.

6. Apologize to your wife, kids, family, friends and every person on planet Earth - all 6,775,235,700 of them. (You don’t have to really mean it. Just do it!) 

Some excuses you may use: 

- I just can’t say no.

- I’m just a human/I’m not a saint. I make mistakes.

- I have needs.

- I was drunk. (This might not go well, but you can give it try)

7. You can start charging a fee anyone who pronounces your name. And don't worry if your wife leaves you. You can always buy yourself another one.

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You can run, but you cannot hide!

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Everyone has a PC and they even have internet connection in Tristan da Cunha .