Vote For Next's Top Model 2011

2 days left to vote for Roland Bunce at http://www.next.co.uk/model-competition-2011/vote-for-me-idgek9j984/

And here are a few advices for the future Top Model:

- Anorexia is a bad thing!

- Never accept "dirty looking stones" from anyone!

- Don't assault your employees!

- Cocaine is illegal! Don't do it!

- Pay your taxes!

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successfull personality and duplicate it.
Bruce Lee

The Smurfy Smurfs Are Back

Happy Smurfs Day!


Today is The Global Smurfs Day and there will be a worldwide attempt to break the record for the greatest number of people dressed as Smurfs.


The current record of 2510 Smurfs 
was set up in Swansea, UK on June 08, 2009.




Are you feeling smurfy today?


And in 1...

2...

The Life Of A Lizard

Mum is the best

At school

Teen life

First Love

News Don't Get Crazier Than This

Friday morning. Picked up a Metro on my way to work...

Page 1. Fight at the Royal Ascot. 

Photo: The Daily Mail

Damn! Missed the fun, being stucked at the office all day, working to pay the bills. And they fight with £98 Champagne.

 f@#!$@%&#%^~!@$@^&

Page 2 and 3. Advertising. Not buying it. Total waste of space. And 20% of deforestation is due to paper consumption!

Page 4. The weather. Rain. Again...

..NOT

Page 5. Bulldog that loves to dress up. Really?

Everything Has A Price... Even Nature

The UK National Ecosystem Assessment claims that nature is worth about £50 billion to Britain. Mother Nature makes us £20 billion richer each year with an additional £30 billion of value embedded in nature.

Photo:The Independent

The Price List:

Blinking Marvelous

Check out more of the amazing eye make-up created by Katie Alves at  http://katiealves.deviantart.com/.

"Feast In Time Of Plague" - The Bulgarian Proms

"They count to 12 - as the years spent in school. Moving around the streets of Sofia in shiny limousines, wearing expensive clothes. In doing so they not care whether their parents can afford such expense. "

With these words, the German television ZDF started its report from Sofia dedicated to the Bulgarian proms. 

Watch the video in German here.

ZDF television cameras showed two girls coming respectively from rich and poor family, getting ready for their prom night. 

"A strange event which by its flamboyance and extravagance is more like a big wedding", says Deutsche Welle.

  But what a prom actually means in Bulgaria?
SimpliC☺ investigates
...

"Selena Gomez On A Deathbed"...

Or at least that is what every Bieber fan is praying for. 

(Over 10 million on Twitter alone.)

Every since the reports that Selena Gomez has been taken to an LA hospital, Beliebers have been celebrating all over the world and hoping for the worst.

Photo: thejustinbiebershrine.com

Some people have tried to spoil the "good" news with the claims that Selena's nausea and headache are the first signs of a pregnancy... (That would be like the Apocalypse for Bieber fans.)

World's Most Expensive Cars vs Watches

What would you buy?

Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 1
$400 000

Richard Mille Tourbillon
$525 000

Breguet pocket watch 1907BA/12
$734 000

Patek Philippe Ref 5016P
$762 000

Louis Moinet Magistralis
$860 000

Hublot Black Caviar Bang
$1 million

Patek Philippe Sky Moon Tourbillon
$1.3 million

Vacheron Constantin Tour de l’Ile
$1.5 million

Patek Philippe’s Platinum World Time
$4 million

Patek Philippe’s Supercomplication
$11 million

201-carat Chopard
$25 million

Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe
$447 000

Ferrari SA Aperta
$520 000

Pagani Zonda C12 F
$741 000

SSC Ultimate Aero
$750 000

Ferrari F70
$870 000

Ferrari Enzo
$1 million

Forthcoming Pagani Zonda C9
$1.3m

Koenigsegg Agera

$1.5m

Bugatti Veyron SuperSports
$2.6m

Diamond Studded Mercedes Benz SL550
Estimated $4.8 million

Maybach Exelero
$8 million

Why Sepp Blatter Says There's No Crisis. FIFA's World Explained

 In 2010 Sepp Blatter and the other 23 members of the executive committee  

shared:

$33.3million (and additional $1.19 million in pension contributions)

+ the odd TAX FREE million in bribes 

Total amount received:  TOP SECRET 

$ $ $ $ $

The Ultimate (Un)Official Guide to Super-injunctions ♂ Part 2 ♂ For Him

To make sure that you fit the profile for a super-injunction, 
answer the following questions:

♦ Are you married? (You could be single, but it won’t have the same effect.) 

♦  Do you earn get more than £/$ 1 000 000 a year?

♦ Do you have a lawyer available 24 hours a day?

If you answered “Yes” to these questions:

Congratulations! 
You are the best candidate for a super-injunction. 

1. Visit the clubs around as usual.

The Ultimate (Un)Official Guide to Super-injunctions ♀ Part 1 ♀ For Her

To make sure that you fit the profile for a super-injunction, answer the following questions:

♥ Does SPA mean “Smart People’s Area”?
♥   Do you get IQ points every time you use your store cards?
♥   Are you a minimalist? Do you like (own) micro pigs, mini dogs, miniskirts, mini-bikini, etc...?

If you have answered “Yes” to all questions, 
you can continue reading 
or alternatively 
apply for Paris Hilton’s next BFF.

1.  Start from scratch:

Size: 0 ♥ Fame: 0 ♥ IQ: 0

Points may vary, but cannot exceed 10.