SimpliC☺: October 2011

Sunday 9 October 2011

Most Important Words - F**k vs Sh*t

1. Aggression:
Fuck you! – Eat shit!

2. Agreement:
You’re fucking right.– Shit happens.

3. Apathy:
Who gives a fuck? - Who gives a shit?

4. Annoyance:
Don’t fuck with me. – Don’t give me that shit.

5. Benevolence:
Don’t do me any fucking favours. – I don’t need your shit.

6. Confusion:
What the fuck? – What the shit?

7. Disbelieve:
No fucking way! – No shit, Sherlock!

8. Despair:
Fucked again. – In deep shit.

9. Displeasure:
What the fuck is going on here? – What’s that shit?
10. Difficulty:
I can't understand this fucking job. – That’s bullshit.

11. Dismay:
Oh! Fuck it. – Holy shit!

12. Enjoyment:
I had a fucking good time. – That was some wicked shit.

13. Identification:
Who the fuck are u? – Whose shit is this?

14. Ignorance:
Fucked if I know. – I don’t give a shit.

15. Innovation:
Get a bigger fucking hammer. – Big shit poppin…

16. Incompetence:
He is a fuck-off. – He is a shit head.

17. Hostility:
I'm going to knock your fucking head off! - I’m gonna kick the shit out of you!

18. Philosophical:
Who gives a fuck? – I don’t give a shit.

19. Request:
Get the fuck out of here! – Go eat shit!
20. Trouble:
I am fucked. – The shit hit the fan.

"You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!"

Source: Barry Schulman

So Sh*t happens - just the depth varies!

And there's no-one better explaining the importance of F**k than Osho.

It's f**king hilarious.