Saturday 11 June 2011

"Selena Gomez On A Deathbed"...

Or at least that is what every Bieber fan is praying for. 
(Over 10 million on Twitter alone.)


Every since the reports that Selena Gomez has been taken to an LA hospital, Beliebers have been celebrating all over the world and hoping for the worst.



Some people have tried to spoil the "good" news with the claims that Selena's nausea and headache are the first signs of a pregnancy... (That would be like the Apocalypse for Bieber fans.)



But apparently it is only a food poisoning. (This time at least.

The next addition to Selena's entourage is believed to be a Food Taster (must be a non-Belieber). Good luck finding one, when almost every teenage girl on the planet hates you to death.



We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope. 
Martin Luther King, Jr.

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