2012 Bring It On

OMG! It's Xmas

Merry Christmas!

Quick, Fast And In A Hurry - China

1. 15-story hotel build in 6 days - The Ark Project 

• Level 9 earthquake resistant
• 6 times less materials
• 5 times more energy efficient
• 20 times cleaner air indoors
• 1% construction waste
• Sound-proof
• Thermally insulated

2. The fast & furious CRH380 

The world's fastest bullet train CRH380 runs at an average speed of 220mph and can cover 126 miles in 45 minutes. It's maximum speed can reach up to 262mph.

3. Think fast

How Are Babies Made

The tool

The Result

First Thoughts

The Married Man

Selling this...

...to buy this

To Have Or Not To Have?

Siri In The Future

Remember the post about Siri?

Well, soon after someone has come up with this.

Smart = mean. Evolution...

Who Let The Dog Out ...

On The Football Pitch

LOL

I Want To Play

...but I got you a present:

Happy Halloween

Check out more funny Halloween photos at http://photofights.blogspot.com/

The iPhone Siri - Smart & Funny

Here's a large collection of some of the funniest & smartest Siri's responses.

Real Life Angry Birds

How Cool Is That!

Fast Forward

Funny?

Fast forward...

Most Important Words - F**k vs Sh*t

1. Aggression:
Fuck you! – Eat shit!

2. Agreement:
You’re fucking right.– Shit happens.

3. Apathy:
Who gives a fuck?  - Who gives a shit?

4. Annoyance:
Don’t fuck with me. – Don’t give me that shit.

5. Benevolence: 
Don’t do me any fucking favours. – I don’t need your shit.

6. Confusion:
What the fuck? – What the shit?

7. Disbelieve:
No fucking way! – No shit, Sherlock!

8. Despair:
Fucked again. – In deep shit.

9. Displeasure:
What the fuck is going on here? – What’s that shit?
10. Difficulty:
I can't understand this fucking job. – That’s bullshit.

11. Dismay:
Oh! Fuck it. – Holy shit!

12. Enjoyment:
I had a fucking good time. – That was some wicked shit.

13. Identification: 
Who the fuck are u? – Whose shit is this?

14. Ignorance:
Fucked if I know. – I don’t give a shit.

15. Innovation:
Get a bigger fucking hammer. – Big shit poppin…

16. Incompetence:
He is a fuck-off. – He is a shit head.

17. Hostility:
I'm going to knock your fucking head off! - I’m gonna kick the shit out of you!

18. Philosophical:
Who gives a fuck? – I don’t give a shit.

19. Request:
Get the fuck out of here! – Go eat shit!
20. Trouble: 
I am fucked. – The shit hit the fan.

"You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!"

Source: Barry Schulman 

So Sh*t happens - just the depth varies!

And there's no-one better explaining the importance of F**k than Osho. 

It's f**king hilarious.

The winner is up to you.

In 21st Century

Telecommunications develop faster than cars.

Viewing Your Ex's Profile

One of the exes should get this message:

The other - this:

Then both should do this:

Where Is This Country?

Workaholic?

Or just someone with no social life?

Forward Thinking

A Place No-one Wants To Visit

Proof Of Global Warming

We definitely don't want to go back to the Ice Age. 

Female Singers...

Have the Biggest advantage when it comes to tips.

All Nurofen Plus Pills Are Recalled

All Nurofen Plus tablets have been recalled due to contamination with other drugs.

Anti-psychotic drug Seroquel XL was found in packets of Nurofen Plus in London.

Well, if you (like me) live in London and look at this 

every day, the mix-up might actually come handy.

No wonder the antidepressants prescriptions are on the rise in England.

Reckitt Benckiser, the manufacturer of Nurofen Plus, might as well consider adding the anti-psychotic drugs to every pack. 

Forget Duck Lips

Plus dogs can't do this. Ha-ha-ha...

Save The World Or ...

For those who prefer to save the world visit

 http://www.dec.org.uk/

Celebrities Payback

For best viewing experience watch in full screen.

Hmmm...

Owling

Planking

Cars and Their Owners Look-alikes

Next time you decide to buy a car, take a look in the mirror first.

RIP "News Of The World"

“Live this day as if it will be your last. Remember that you will only find ''tomorrow'' on the calendars of fools. Forget yesterday's defeats and ignore the problems of tomorrow. This is it. Doomsday. All you have. Make it the best day of your year. The saddest words you can ever utter are, ''If I had my life to live over again. ''Take the baton, now. Run with it! This is your day! Beginning today, treat everyone you meet, friend or foe, loved one or stranger, as if they were going to be dead at midnight. Extend to each person, no matter how trivial the contact, all the care and kindness and understanding and love that you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.”

Og Mandino

As a social good, I think privacy is greatly overrated because privacy basically means concealment. People conceal things in order to fool other people about them. They want to appear healthier than they are, smarter, more honest and so forth.

Richard Posner 

How many of you have broken no laws this month?

You already have zero privacy - get over it.

Scott McNealy 

Vote For Next's Top Model 2011

2 days left to vote for Roland Bunce at http://www.next.co.uk/model-competition-2011/vote-for-me-idgek9j984/

And here are a few advices for the future Top Model:

- Anorexia is a bad thing!

- Never accept "dirty looking stones" from anyone!

- Don't assault your employees!

- Cocaine is illegal! Don't do it!

- Pay your taxes!

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successfull personality and duplicate it.
Bruce Lee

The Smurfy Smurfs Are Back

Happy Smurfs Day!


Today is The Global Smurfs Day and there will be a worldwide attempt to break the record for the greatest number of people dressed as Smurfs.


The current record of 2510 Smurfs 
was set up in Swansea, UK on June 08, 2009.




Are you feeling smurfy today?


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The Life Of A Lizard

Mum is the best

At school

Teen life

First Love