Job Hunting DOs & DON'Ts

So you got inspired by our previous post and decided to quit your job.

Great! Congratulations you are now free.

But cash is running low

and you are finding it hard to get a new job.

Here are some dos and don’ts to help you out.

DO have a creative CV

In any shape or form 

but DON'T hand write it

DO advertise yourself

We know you have qualifications

so DO show them off

but DON'T list the ones that are not relevant. 

even if they are the Shit

And DON'T "invent" new ones

DON'T write in a way that only you (and your bros) understand

and DON'T use Google to translate your CV if your English isn't great

DON'T add crazy pictures!

especially if it's not a picture of you

and preferably DON'T include any drug dealing experiences

And most importantly DON'T scare the shit out of your future boss before you have signed the contract

Good Luck job hunting and remember