"Selena Gomez On A Deathbed"...

Or at least that is what every Bieber fan is praying for. 

(Over 10 million on Twitter alone.)

Every since the reports that Selena Gomez has been taken to an LA hospital, Beliebers have been celebrating all over the world and hoping for the worst.

Photo: thejustinbiebershrine.com

Some people have tried to spoil the "good" news with the claims that Selena's nausea and headache are the first signs of a pregnancy... (That would be like the Apocalypse for Bieber fans.)

World's Most Expensive Cars vs Watches

What would you buy?

Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 1
$400 000

Richard Mille Tourbillon
$525 000

Breguet pocket watch 1907BA/12
$734 000

Patek Philippe Ref 5016P
$762 000

Louis Moinet Magistralis
$860 000

Hublot Black Caviar Bang
$1 million

Patek Philippe Sky Moon Tourbillon
$1.3 million

Vacheron Constantin Tour de l’Ile
$1.5 million

Patek Philippe’s Platinum World Time
$4 million

Patek Philippe’s Supercomplication
$11 million

201-carat Chopard
$25 million

Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe
$447 000

Ferrari SA Aperta
$520 000

Pagani Zonda C12 F
$741 000

SSC Ultimate Aero
$750 000

Ferrari F70
$870 000

Ferrari Enzo
$1 million

Forthcoming Pagani Zonda C9
$1.3m

Koenigsegg Agera

$1.5m

Bugatti Veyron SuperSports
$2.6m

Diamond Studded Mercedes Benz SL550
Estimated $4.8 million

Maybach Exelero
$8 million

Why Sepp Blatter Says There's No Crisis. FIFA's World Explained

 In 2010 Sepp Blatter and the other 23 members of the executive committee  

shared:

$33.3million (and additional $1.19 million in pension contributions)

+ the odd TAX FREE million in bribes 

Total amount received:  TOP SECRET 

$ $ $ $ $

The Ultimate (Un)Official Guide to Super-injunctions ♂ Part 2 ♂ For Him

To make sure that you fit the profile for a super-injunction, 
answer the following questions:

♦ Are you married? (You could be single, but it won’t have the same effect.) 

♦  Do you earn get more than £/$ 1 000 000 a year?

♦ Do you have a lawyer available 24 hours a day?

If you answered “Yes” to these questions:

Congratulations! 
You are the best candidate for a super-injunction. 

1. Visit the clubs around as usual.

The Ultimate (Un)Official Guide to Super-injunctions ♀ Part 1 ♀ For Her

To make sure that you fit the profile for a super-injunction, answer the following questions:

♥ Does SPA mean “Smart People’s Area”?
♥   Do you get IQ points every time you use your store cards?
♥   Are you a minimalist? Do you like (own) micro pigs, mini dogs, miniskirts, mini-bikini, etc...?

If you have answered “Yes” to all questions, 
you can continue reading 
or alternatively 
apply for Paris Hilton’s next BFF.

1.  Start from scratch:

Size: 0 ♥ Fame: 0 ♥ IQ: 0

Points may vary, but cannot exceed 10.